Crazy Ceremonial And Religious Laws of the Old Testament || GE’s Daily Bible Podcast, Days 46-49

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What’s Up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible Podcast we are going over the laws of Moses. They break them up into different categories in the Old Testament and today we are cover Religious and Ceremonial laws.

So first we have to cover Days 46-48. Those days are literally a repeat of what has happened up until this point. I’m not sure why they needed to repeat everything. I’m guessing that it’s because they had an oral memorization contest and those who didn’t pass died. After these pointless passages, we move to the religious and ceremonial laws. These are going to be the most pedantic laws and would also be the ones that people say don’t apply but at the same time, it includes some of the 10 commandments so they do apply.

No other gods will be tolerated. If you worship other gods, you die. If you create idols for yourself and worship them… you die. Then apparently there is a pretty significant concern over sacrificing children. We all know that only God can kill kids and they are normally just part of other nations or they peeve god off. So literally any kid is at risk of being killed by God for peeving him off just don’t sacrifice them to other gods. Most of the time we are stoning people to death here. The most humane of death penalties next to crucifixion. 

Then they emphasize that there is only one place to worship, one god to worship, and if you break that so help himself he will kill you.

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  1. tim smith

    March 20, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    Yale University has religious lectures on Youtube. They are actual classroom lectures given by Dr.Christine Hayes (Old Testament) and Dr.Dale Martin (New Testament). It's a great free source of information to understand the bible by world renowned scholars.

  2. Daddy Havoc

    March 20, 2018 at 2:30 pm

    God hates Moloch because in high school he would bully him and he ended up banging Yahweh’s prom date in the room he paid for. Yahweh never gets

  3. David Wilson

    March 20, 2018 at 2:41 pm

    Cutting yourself for the dead is basically a dumb ass way of doin rituals for their Ancestors which is just an african spiritual system and no they didnt burn people lol thats the Bible and its racist authors that had no idea what the canaanites (Africans) were doing

  4. Robert Clary

    March 20, 2018 at 2:55 pm

    Living Biblically is on youtube. And probably on other sites on the internet.

  5. Johnny Drivebye

    March 20, 2018 at 3:09 pm

    But snakes in the desert. What a great book title that will make. Ha HAH!

  6. Robert Szasz

    March 20, 2018 at 3:15 pm

    Is it clear that dedicating a child to Moloch was a reference to child sacrifice rather than priesthood?

  7. God Of Sphagett

    March 20, 2018 at 3:55 pm

    The Flying Spaghetti with Eternally frying meatballs sees all. They demand a delicious sacrifice of Parmesan Cheese

  8. antonio pabon

    March 20, 2018 at 4:04 pm

    hey. you're my favorite couple!

  9. Bernice Panders

    March 20, 2018 at 4:10 pm

    17:40 – Wait, did the guy live in a country where stoning someone is not an arrestable crime??

  10. Tejas Green

    March 20, 2018 at 4:17 pm

    I can’t believe the dopey Xian commercial I had to watch in front of your vid. Man, Xianity is the dopiest of all dopey religions, and they are all really dopey.

  11. antonio pabon

    March 20, 2018 at 4:25 pm

    to me, the old testament god, is like that alien that the guys in start trek the original series, encounter in an alien planet. he was omnipotent, but it turn out that he was just some spoiled child just being cruel to his pets…

  12. Liquor Fan

    March 20, 2018 at 4:49 pm

    If God punishes you and three generations after you if you make him mad but loves you and one thousand generations after you if he likes you, what happens if a father is the most pious guy ever but his son is an atheist?

  13. Ta0 Software

    March 20, 2018 at 4:59 pm

    Everyone follows a dank vape cloud when I'm in the room

  14. Fraser Manley

    March 20, 2018 at 5:12 pm

    GODLESS…..MOFO. Awesome video

  15. john dowe

    March 20, 2018 at 5:45 pm

    so gawd CHOSE a group of people then made them SPECIAL, and better than everyone else…

  16. gagnashdiak x

    March 20, 2018 at 6:14 pm

    You have some definition problems, like "prostitution" isn't just sex-working, but breaking contract.
    And jews DID humansacrifises, thank you.

    The tattoo-verse by the way is only for griefing, so all other tattoos and cutting should be ok, according to the text.
    There's some xian rituals which preserved this self-cutting, also muslim. They whip themselves, or cut with knives. Yes, they do. Yes, thatis what's prohibited in the verse.

  17. Skeptic Talk

    March 20, 2018 at 6:21 pm

    I have set up a Discord Server in order to talk about atheism, religion and to help people coming out as atheists: Please join for good and interesting discussions. Godless Engineer already joined!
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  18. triomonkey666

    March 20, 2018 at 6:41 pm

    this is fun..i want to have fun too!!!

  19. Jarrod

    March 20, 2018 at 7:04 pm

    They actually describe a pillar of smoke by day and a pillar of fire by night. They were following a fucking volcano. It just took those dumb bastards 40 years to realise that it wasn't moving. That's why they thought god was so angry all the time.

  20. CAP Brony

    March 20, 2018 at 7:24 pm

    I find it interesting that god is mad about people sacrificing their kids to another god only cause it was to another god and not mad at the act of the sacrifice

  21. myster. E Jones

    March 20, 2018 at 9:31 pm

    Hi GE & KC.
    I heard the Jews were booted out into the desert for doing a 'Ham' ' or a 'Hovind' (scamming, or not paying your taxes,) and the 'Lost' bit was in the sense of 'Fleas without a Dog to feed off trying to fend for themselves, rather than not knowing where Polaris was, type thing
    Is that close? or is my so called 'mate' just trying to wind Me up? ☺

  22. Jason Goodson

    March 20, 2018 at 9:55 pm

    Funny, you have a bible app ad playing before you come up. To funny.

  23. Jorge Manso

    March 20, 2018 at 9:56 pm

    Over infinite time, Physics and Chemistry created biology.. biology created us, after 4 000 000 000 years of evolution…

    We are the victims, and victimizers of that UNINTELLIGENT process, as we were created IMPERFECT, in an IMPERFECT environment for us…

    We are the prisoners, rapists, orphans, murderers, blind, drunk, retarded, homeless, losers, sick, of this reality that we do not control or understand totally…

    We are IMPERFECT, because our design is so, not because we want to be IMPERFECT…

    We are a problem to ourselves…as we create all our sickness and misery!…by PROCREATING…is that not idiotic, ridiculous?

    There is PERFECTION before we are born!..
    Please understand this:
    There is PERFECTION before we are born!..

    Do not impose this stupid life on others, be kind, intelligent merciful…

    End imperfection…create perfection…. Let's be The Savior……Let's be perfect…

    If you liked this message, pass it on, show others what life is really about, copy, then paste this message, make your own, post them on YouTube comments section….

    Became a fighter for ultimate cause…PERFECTION….


    Learn the facts, watch the videos…

  24. Mike Carter

    March 20, 2018 at 11:39 pm

    I can’t mock the Holy Spirit? Shit! I’d better strap a bear trap to my ass.

  25. Thom Davis

    March 21, 2018 at 1:31 am

    WOW what a loving and compassionate book.

  26. Thom Davis

    March 21, 2018 at 1:34 am

    and people hate islam

  27. John Wright

    March 21, 2018 at 4:14 am

    You did not skip out on anything the bible really says unlike what the creationists do.

  28. john dowe

    March 21, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    what do you call some one who enjoys piles of slaughtered burning animals? god…

  29. Pneumonium

    March 21, 2018 at 8:29 pm

    I gotta say god is right that they would be safe because they literally commit genicide as a daily ritual. I drink coffee first thing in the morning, they kill off an entire city. Nothing more safe than being the last man standing

  30. Sean Sullivan

    March 21, 2018 at 8:41 pm

    Lets start the video with some kargyraa, shall we?

  31. K i r k H 4 2 0

    March 28, 2018 at 1:33 pm

    Does anyone else sometimes find that they are suddenly not subscribed to a channel that they have been following for a long time? I swear I have had to resubscribe to channels more often than "oops I made a mistake" would account for.

  32. MaNgAkA fReAk

    April 14, 2018 at 8:28 am

    I was completely unaware that Malech was mentioned in Deuteronomy, since he was mentioned in an earlier version of (either Job or the Binding of Isaac, I don't remember), serving as what's now the devil.

  33. Sabrina Loizides-Merideth

    April 17, 2018 at 7:03 pm

    Living Biblically is based on a wonderfully funny book called "A Year of Living Biblically" by A.J. Jacobs. You should read the book. It's amazing! I gave it to my super-religious cousin for Christmas one year and he actually read it!

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